Look, I'm no prude - there's nothing wrong with a little nudity here and there. But naked celebrities are like dessert: if you eat them every day, you'll get fat.
Creating words is what separates us from the animals, who don’t have any products to sell.
So you're playing Call of Duty, and you suck. And that's frustrating — if your boss isn't giving you a paycheck, you can yell at your boss. What do you do if you're losing in Call of Duty?
Bacon is one of the greatest motivators ever. I know that I get way more accomplished if I have bacon to