18 Celebrity Couples Who Broke Up in 2017
At the end of the year, we look back at everything that died, including love. Celebrity breakups are hard for both the celebrity and for us, and while we hope they get back together, it doesn’t always happen.As we reflect on 2017, let’s pour one out for these celebrity relationships.
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd
Their breakup was the result of one of Justin Bieber’s devious plots, wasn’t it? Wasn’t it??
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
In related news, love isn’t real.
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Kendall Jenner tried to get them back together by handing them both a Pepsi.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom
If these two incredibly attractive, talented, rich, and successful people can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?
Josh Duhamel and Fergie
So the articles about how Fergie and Josh Duhamel keep their relationship strong were just full of lies, then????
Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs
We want him to go back out with Bella Swan. We don’t care that Bella Swan isn’t a real person. We just want it to happen.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna
Why can’t any of the Kardashians hold on to a relationship? Is there no such thing as soulmates?
Evan Rachel Wood and Zach Villa
We can’t even process this. We’re still upset about her breakup with Marilyn Manson.
Jenny Slate and Chris Evans
Does anyone reading this know Chris Evans? And if so, can you slip him my phone number real fast? Thanks in advance!
Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky
Does their breakup have anything to do with how bad Mother was?
Elon Musk and Amber Heard
The good news is that now Elon Musk will invent time travel to go back and repair the mistakes he made in his relationship. So, silver lining?
Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka
You can’t be surprised if Mariah Carey breaks your heart. She’s a heartbreaker. Did you not catch her warning in her song of the same name?
Shannon and David Beador
We’re looking forward to the Real Housewives of Orange County star’s inevitable realty TV show spin-off about her break up!
Tyra Banks and Erik Asla
A model and a photographer broke up this year. That’s like saying peanut butter and jelly decided to call it quits.
Heidi Klum and Vito Schnabel
Meanwhile, Seal is penning a song to win Heidi back.
Aaron Carter and Madison Parker
Honestly, we were more surprised to find out that Aaron Carter is still alive.
Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor
It’s like finding out your parents are getting divorced, but worse.
Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
R.I.P. NASCAR’s power couple. This is such a drag! Buh-dum-ch!
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