11 Instagram Models That Remind Me of My Beautiful Dog
Social media influencers are all hot, from "vaguely hot" to "extremely conventionally hot". It’s hard to define what they do, but oh baby, we sure are stuck with them. The type of influencer that most people strive to be, however, is the Instagram model. And while most of us regular-looking people can’t make the cut, I gotta say, the ones that do remind me of my dog. "Will, that’s insane" you may be babbling out incoherently, unaware that you sound like an ill-informed jackass who deserves to be slapped. But don’t fret, for it won’t come to slapping (…yet). Check out this cold hard evidence that proves my dog is, well, reminiscent of some of your favorite Instagram models…
1. Emily Ratajkowski
My dog also likes to lounge around on cushions!
2. Chiara Ferragni
My dog also hangs out with a friend!
3. Khloe Terae
My dog also likes to show off the goods.
4. Cindy Kimberly
My dog also lays on a big bed.
5. Karri Nicholas
My dog also rides around in cars.
6. Jen Selter
My dog also understands the importance of fitness.
8. Sniper Wolf
My dog also enjoys gaming.
9. Maria Domark
My dog also looks unenthusiastic about being outside.
10. Alyssa Arce
My dog also enjoys being amongst the foliage.
11. Sofia Jamora
My dog also likes to make THIS EXACT FACE THAT ALL INSTAGRAM MODELS MAKE! THEY ALL MAKE THIS FACE, AND THERE MY BEAUTIFUL BOY IS, MAKING IT, TOO! HE HAS THE CHARISMA OFF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE PUT TOGETHER! I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM.
(SMOSH EDITOR HERE — not sure how to put this, but Will had to be institutionalized after writing this. Apparently the police found him wearing the collar and leash of his dog, who had been dead for 10 years. We still paid him the eight dollars for this article, though.)