17 Dumb Punny Tweets That Will Ruin Your Day

Puns are a surprisingly difficult aspect of comedy. Pulling off a great pun involves a certain degree of cleverness and self-awareness, especially since so many people spit in the face of God and rail against puns. How can anyone hate that perfect blend of cringe-worthy and wordplay? You are not alone if you hate puns; Samuel Johnson, the writer of the Dictionary of the English Language (the major dictionary before the Oxford English Dictionary), once said, "To trifle with the vocabulary which is the vehicle of social intercourse is to tamper with the currency of human intelligence. He who would violate the sanctities of his Mother Tongue would invade the recesses of the paternal till without remorse." Unfortunately for Johnson, though, the human race does love a good gamble. Here are some punny tweets for your enjoyment (or ire).



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