22 People Who Had Deep Thoughts About Christmas Songs
People love Christmas songs, but if you think too long about them, some of them have some questionable lyrics and ideas. Holiday songs can make you insane when they fill your ears non-stop, but they can also drive you crazy when you over think things. After reading the following Tweets, you may not see your favorite Christmas songs the same way again.
Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending
— kid block (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
— Boog (@BoogTweets) December 8, 2017
now he’s making a list and he’s checking it twice and he’s gonna find out if you’re naughty or nice. now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head
— festive fiona 🎄 (@neonfiona) December 7, 2017
ITS DECEMBER, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pic.twitter.com/NEbCXzn1xa
— ookay ! (@Ookay) December 2, 2017
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite Christmas story about how Santa's reindeer are bigots until they need someones help.
— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) December 17, 2016
Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
Right down...SANTA CLAUS LANE??!!
— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) December 7, 2017
...all the reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them. All of them. pic.twitter.com/9YhY0zVSr1
— Christian (@dolantalks) November 9, 2017
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
— ari @ KYLO BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE (@ohmywingels) November 29, 2017
We Wish You A Merry Christmas is my favorite because it's like 'I hope you have a good holiday now give me some pudding or I'm not leaving'.
— spacegirl (@iamspacegirl) December 4, 2016
Up on the rooftop, click click click /
Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click / down through the chimney with
M I L L I P E D E S
— Inceltic Frost (@jephjacques) December 8, 2017
I wrote a new christmas song called "I'm also horny for you, lady". basically it's santas response to the lady that sings "santa baby"
— slick (@dlicj) December 6, 2014
🎶oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree🎶
Christmas tree: I have a boyfriend
— Meryl Streepmas (@pharmasean) December 21, 2014
On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, "I think I might be a hoarder."
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) December 18, 2012
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you
— The Grinch (@TheGrinch2000) December 23, 2017
Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you(r HBO GO password).
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) December 12, 2014
I have been seeing people criticizing that Paul McCartney Christmas song ("Wonderful Christmas Time") online this week and didn't think much of it until I heard the song again this morning and I now realize the song is an atrocious monstrosity and every note is sheer agony
— 🇺🇸Bill Oakley🇺🇸 (@thatbilloakley) December 18, 2017
the real subtext of “baby it’s cold outside” is that she knows she will turn into a werewolf soon
— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) December 21, 2017
Me: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock
Police sketch artist: . . .what?
— mark the herald angels sing (@markhoppus) December 24, 2017
If you have to go both over the river and through the woods to get to grandma’s house, there’s a good chance she doesn’t want company.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 24, 2017
*Werner Herzog voice*
The drama lies not in the fact that the child sees her mother kissing Santa Claus, but in the choice that the mother now confronts: admitting either that Santa is a lie or that love is a lie.
— isi litke (@isilitke) December 24, 2017
my take is that "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" is the wildest diss track ever recorded
can you even imagine someone saying this about you pic.twitter.com/V4UcWhmU2a
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) December 5, 2016